ALRIGHT, WE LIED…THERE’S NO EX-GIRLFRIEND WHO’S BEEN SCORNED BY A CHEATING MAN. WELL, THERE PROBABLY IS SOMEWHERE ON CAMPUS, JUST NOT ON THIS LANDING PAGE.

WE’RE JUST OPENING A NEW CAFE RIGHT NEXT TO CAMPUS AT 941 N. VIRGINIA STREET AND WANT YOU TO COME CHECK IT OUT WHEN WE OPEN. SCREEN SHOT THIS PAGE, SHOW IT TO US WHEN YOU COME IN, AND RECEIVE $5 OFF ANY ORDER OF $15 OR MORE. SORRY AGAIN FOR GETTING YOUR HOPES UP. FOLLOW US ON IG AND TIK TOK AND WE’LL SEE YOU SOON!